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Original, full-length cadences — the recruiter-vs-reality kind — with a metronome so you can call them at the right pace. Spin the wheel and see what you get. 38 in the deck so far, and growing.

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Recruiter vs Reality

The Recruiter

Running · ~180
180BPM · Double time (running)

Mama, mama, can't you see (Mama, mama, can't you see) What that recruiter did to me (What that recruiter did to me) He said the Army's all a breeze Now I'm down here on my knees He said, "Son, you'll learn a trade" I just count the push-ups made He said, "You'll travel, see the world" I've seen the motor pool unfurled He said, "The chow is five-star fine" It's brown, it's green, it's turpentine He said, "You'll run a laptop, slick" They handed me a mop and stick He said, "Your weekends, you'll be free" Got CQ duty, three to three He said, "That bonus can't be beat" It taxed away my chair, my seat So if a recruiter shakes your hand And sells you on the promised land Just smile and nod and tell him true: "I read the fine print. How 'bout you?"