Army Basic Combat Training — Fort Jackson

"Relaxin' Jackson" — where the Army sends recruits who aren't going combat arms, then acts surprised when they call it easy. It's 95°F with 90% humidity and drill sergeants who took the assignment because they wanted to, which should tell you everything. You'll sweat through your OCPs before breakfast and wonder why the other branches think BCT is a vacation. Still harder than your college roommate thinks.