Air Force Basic Military Training

Seven and a half weeks at Lackland — the shortest basic training in the DoD and the one every other branch roasts. BEAST Week is the field portion and it's legitimately challenging, but the rest is death-by-PowerPoint and folding T-shirts into 6-inch squares. San Antonio food is incredible, which you will not be eating. You'll emerge knowing how to make a bed like a hotel housekeeper and salute like you mean it.