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Zonk
Definition
When a commander or First Sergeant dismisses the formation early, usually by yelling "ZONK!" Everyone scatters before leadership can change their mind. The happiest moment in any formation, ever.
Example Usage
"PT formation at 0630. First Sergeant walked up, looked at us, said 'ZONK,' and walked away. Best day of my career."