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Zero-G Hair Day
Space Force
Definition
A bad hair day blamed on... space? The Space Force doesn't actually experience zero gravity, but the jokes persist. Also used when grooming standards are relaxed during ops tempo.
Example Usage
"Looking rough today, Guardian." "Zero-G hair day. The satellites were acting up."