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Three Hundred Dollar Haircut
Army
Definition
The cost of being late to formation because you needed a haircut. You paid $15 for the haircut and $285 in lost pay from the Article 15. The most expensive fade in history.
Example Usage
"Nice haircut. Is it a $15 one or a $300 one?" "...both."