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Sick Call Ranger
Army
Definition
Someone who goes to sick call with the dedication and frequency of a Ranger going to combat. Has mastered the art of describing symptoms that can't be disproven. Earns their tab at medical.
Example Usage
"The sick call ranger is back from medical with a 72-hour profile and a Motrin prescription. His 47th this year."