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Shallow Water Warrior
Coast Guard
Definition
Self-deprecating Coast Guard humor about their operating environment. Used to own the "puddle pirate" jokes before other branches can make them. If you beat them to the punch, it doesn't sting.
Example Usage
"Shallow water warrior, deep water commitment. Also, we interdicted more drugs than the DEA last year."