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Secret Squirrel

Definition

Anyone in intelligence who can't tell you what they do. "What's your job?" "I can't tell you." "Top secret?" "I can neither confirm nor deny." Peak mystery. Peak annoying.

Example Usage

"The secret squirrels disappeared for three days and came back like nothing happened. Nobody asked. Nobody wants to know."

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