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Profile Ranger
Army
Definition
A soldier perpetually on a medical profile that conveniently excuses them from any physical activity, field duty, or general unpleasantness. Has a dead sprint to sick call but can't run two miles.
Example Usage
"Sergeant Smith has had a knee profile for three years but I saw him playing basketball at the gym last weekend."