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Oxygen Thief
Definition
Someone so useless they're literally stealing breathable air from more deserving organisms. The ultimate insult to someone's contribution to the unit. Plants are contributing more.
Example Usage
"That private is an oxygen thief. At least the plant on my desk produces something useful."