Grunt Speak
MRE
Definition
Meal, Ready to Eat. Three Lies in One Name. It's barely a meal, it's never ready when you want it, and "eat" is generous for what you do with the veggie omelet. Will either constipate you for a week or destroy your intestines. No middle ground.
Example Usage
"I got the veggie omelet MRE again. I'd rather eat the packaging."