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Motrin and Water
Definition
The universal military medical prescription for everything from a headache to a compound fracture. Go to sick call for literally anything and you will receive 800mg of Motrin and instructions to hydrate. Amputation? Motrin and water.
Example Usage
"Doc, I think my appendix burst." "Here's some Motrin. Drink water. Change your socks. Next!"