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Meat Gazer
Definition
The person who has to observe urinalysis (drug test) specimen collection. Yes, they have to watch. Yes, it's as awkward as it sounds. No, nobody volunteers for this duty.
Example Usage
"Got assigned as the meat gazer for drug testing. Updating my resume immediately."