Grunt Speak
Leave Form Denial
Definition
The five stages of grief, military edition. Denial (they won't really deny it), Anger (they denied it), Bargaining (what if I take different dates), Depression (I'm never going home), Acceptance (at least the DFAC is open).
Example Usage
"I'm in stage four of leave form denial. If you need me I'll be at the DFAC, emotionally eating."