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KP
Definition
Kitchen Police — the duty assignment where you spend 14 hours washing dishes, peeling potatoes, and mopping a floor that will never be clean enough. A rite of passage for junior enlisted.
Example Usage
"Where's Private Davis?" "KP. He's been scrubbing pots since 0400 and his will to live left around 0600."