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Grand Theft Military
Definition
When an entire unit's equipment mysteriously relocates to another unit's cage. Not stealing — strategic reallocation of underutilized assets. The supply sergeant's blood pressure is a casualty.
Example Usage
"Third platoon pulled a grand theft military on our connex. We're missing two generators and a coffee maker."