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Go-Fast
Coast Guard
Definition
A drug smuggling speedboat. The Coast Guard's primary adversary and the reason Coasties can say they've been in actual high-speed chases. Except theirs happen on water, which is objectively harder.
Example Usage
"We intercepted a go-fast with $50 million in drugs. But sure, tell me again how we're not a real military branch."