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Garrison Commando
Definition
Someone who's ultra-tough and by-the-book in garrison but has never deployed. All bark about standards when there's no bite required. Excels at inspections, struggles with perspective.
Example Usage
"The garrison commando just counseled someone for their boot laces being wrong. Sir, we have actual work to do."