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Dependapotamus
Army
Definition
The evolved final form of a Dependa. A rare and majestic creature that demands to speak to the Company Commander about dependent parking and has memorized the installation's complaint hotline.
Example Usage
"A dependapotamus cornered the battalion commander at the PX to complain about the commissary hours. He never stood a chance."