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Dead Man's Profile
Definition
A permanent medical profile so extensive that the service member is essentially exempt from all physical activity, duty, and anything resembling work. The military equivalent of a doctor's note from God.
Example Usage
"Johnson's got a dead man's profile. Can't run, can't ruck, can't lift, can't deploy. But somehow he can play basketball every weekend."