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Crayon Sommelier
Marines
Definition
A Marine who has refined their crayon palate to distinguish between brands, colors, and vintages. The red Crayola 2024 is a particularly good year. Pairs well with an MRE cheese spread.
Example Usage
"As a crayon sommelier, I recommend the burnt sienna. It has notes of wax and existential crisis."