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CIF
Army
Definition
Central Issue Facility. Where the Army issues you gear and where your soul goes to die when you try to turn it in at ETS. They will reject your sleeping bag for a stain that was already there when you got it.
Example Usage
"CIF rejected my IOTV for the third time. Apparently there's a scuff on the plate carrier. It's body armor."