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Chow Runner
Definition
A junior member sent to find out the chow hall schedule. One of the most important assignments in the military because if they come back with wrong information, morale will collapse.
Example Usage
"Send the chow runner. Find out if it's taco Tuesday or another mystery meat Monday."