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Chairborne Ranger
Definition
A service member whose primary weapon system is a desk and whose combat deployments happen entirely in Microsoft Outlook. The natural evolution of the PowerPoint Ranger.
Example Usage
"He's got a Combat Action Badge?" "Nah, chairborne ranger. His biggest battle was with the printer."