Grunt Speak
Boatswain's Mate Special
Navy
Definition
Fixing something with paint, brute force, or both. The Boatswain's Mate approach to repair: if it doesn't move and should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use paint.
Example Usage
"The hatch is stuck? Give it the Boatswain's Mate Special. Kick it, paint it, and write it up as maintained."