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Birth Control Glasses
Definition
The standard-issue military eyeglasses (BCGs) so ugly they serve as an effective contraceptive. Guaranteed to ensure no romantic prospects until you can afford to buy your own frames.
Example Usage
"They issued me the BCGs and my dating life was immediately KIA."