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Big Green Weenie
Definition
The personification of how the military screws you over. Not a person, not a policy — it's the entire system conspiring to ruin your weekend, your leave, or your faith in humanity. It is undefeated.
Example Usage
"Got my leave denied for the third time. The big green weenie strikes again."