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Bering Sea Beard
Coast Guard
Definition
The facial hair that grows unchecked during extended Alaskan patrols because grooming standards become flexible when it's -30 and nobody is visiting. The most honest grooming standard in the military.
Example Usage
"Two weeks in the Bering Sea and my beard has its own ecosystem. The XO has one too. We don't discuss it."