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Battle Buddy
Definition
Your assigned companion for everything from combat patrols to bathroom trips during training. The system assumes two idiots together will produce one functioning decision-maker.
Example Usage
"You can't go to the PX alone, take your battle buddy." "I'm 28 years old, Sergeant."