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Ate the Whole Crayon Box
Marines
Definition
When eating one crayon (one dumb thing) wasn't enough and someone went for the entire spectrum. Maximum stupidity achieved. Even other crayon eaters are impressed.
Example Usage
"He got a DUI on base, IN a military vehicle, during the commanding officer's birthday ball. Ate the whole crayon box."