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ASU Inspection
Army
Definition
Army Service Uniform inspection where every ribbon, badge, and crease is scrutinized. The military equivalent of a fashion show judged by people who hate fashion and love suffering.
Example Usage
"Failed my ASU inspection because my gig line was off by two millimeters. Two. Millimeters."