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Coast Guard·Technology obsolescence·In Memoriam

Lighthouse Keeper

Wickies
Served: 1789–1939 (last manned 2003)

Lit, fueled, and maintained navigation lights and fog signals — often in soul-crushing isolation on offshore rocks, with families if they had them.

The Story

When the Lighthouse Service was absorbed into the USCG in 1939, keepers got to choose: stay civilian under the Coast Guard, or accept a military rank. Many older keepers stayed civilian — so the US military spent the next 50+ years employing civilian lighthouse keepers in uniform-adjacent roles while the lights slowly went automatic around them.

Epitaph

Beat the dark for 200 years. Got beat by a light sensor.

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